CORPORATION POP - MEET ME BY THE VIADUCT

I am from Wigan, I am now a resident of Stockport, 20+ years I have been in this area and it has its good points, it has its bad point - the council, the small town mentality, the unwillingness to escape affect both zones, but isn't that a case of this obscene and septic land?  Anyway, the artist under the spotlight here is from the sub-Manchester sprawl, is a poet who manipulates her words above a soundscape of stark intent and who, along the way, offers up a likeable disdain and dry, insightful wit.  Only 4 tracks to toss around the palette here, I take my time as per!

'Seven Miles South' is laid atop a substrate of sound that is sober, subdued and morose.  The poetical weavings could relate to many a neglected shitheap where concrete and corruption has combined to become a dulling overlord that dumbs down hopes, ambitions and creativity.  Some people have a pride in their hometown, I pick on that emotion here, albeit in a level-headed and perverse kind of way.  People are highly capable of contributing to a downfall, here is an example, that miniaturised mentality is a hypnotising trick, it is a disease to watch.  This opening snippet has its own sardonic slant but there is a polite fondness and charm that comes through - perhaps those with the aforementioned 'pride' can reveal more layers, who knows?  'Ted Hughes' stays tempered and lo-fi with a sedate and stated series of words placed one after the other in the hope of arousing visions and perhaps an empathy towards those who have been forced into the so-called new-age.  Is today better than yesterday or did that time of yore have layers of shit we now file as 'unseen'.  This slow moving play of almost ambiguous weaving has its own personal slant on matters - whatever they are may just be irrelevant as long as you have your thoughtful juices provoked.

'Blood On The Bedroom Curtains' has fond dreams of then, not now, - we have a rose-tinted blend of something more underhand with a suggestion that all is not what it seems.  What is the focus of this arrangement? Are things all in hand or is there some lurking danger that makes Mother worry?  Is it all a parental way of life, a hereditary strain of stress that keeps one alert?  The runaway wants freedom, the guardian wants to keep the nest in tact - the delivery is paced with an exactitude to give time to guess - is this a good thing?  I think so!

We rinse out this poetical EP with 'Bleach'.  Perhaps my favourite effort due to its insight into social life and the way it reveals many murky goings on that seem so banal, so aggravatingly irritating but which, in some warped way, make many the urbanised and crushed…operate.  The minor waffle, the disrespect, the inability for people to get on no matter what their level of social standing are all examined.  Beneath this offering and, as a matter of fact, all the rest of these knitted ponderings, I sense a certain bewilderment, a dissatisfaction and a realisation that things are doomed.  Paradoxically life is highlighted and given importance beyond what the emotion suggests - I like the fact that we are perhaps tied in cerebral knots!

4 tracks, 4 to test the noggin perhaps and 4 to use as a stepping stone onto further riddled roamings.  It would be too easy to over-analyse these driftings and try and reveal things that aren't there and things that perhaps are - all one can do is go with one’s own piqued core and let thoughts spill as they come.  For what it is, this isn't bad, where one goes from here though is anyone's guess?  I shall hopefully find out!

BLEED - NOT SO QUIET

From the crummy infected arteries of a West Yorkshire shitheap runs a lifeblood not to be denied and is there, for anybody willing to take the time, to fuckin' gorge upon.  The Bleed that comes is bubbling up with roaring ill-temper and throat searing mania and having played a few gigs for yours truly, hammered out several CD's for my foul self to assess so far, I have been quite taken with the ferocity and incessant rage.  My only gripe is that there has been a distinct lack of variation in pace and that is what I expect here.  The band look like a bunch of stubborn bastards and are zoned in to what they do so I am not holding my breath, let us wait and see shall we.

'Same Old Story' is a strong starter, heavily spiced with the hard condiments of cruel cacophony that are poured onto your palette with deliberate intent.  The opening strokes are given blue-light assistance, the threat levels are high and what comes is typical of a spite-hitting, substrate dwelling unit who shovel shit with muscular intent and fling it as far as they can with heavy industry.  The content alas doesn't tickle my fancy as that timeworn punk holler of A. C. A. B. is one I don't concur with and find it an overstatement of the most ludicrous order.  Of course some coppers are bastards (I have encountered a few) but some are trying to do a decent job and help out a society that can't look after itself.  The style of this one lacks overall frills, rolls on for too long and although it is ground in your face with authority I remain clutching at the card marked 'par for the course'.  Thankfully this dubious commencement is soon banished an my seeming polemic stance is altered when 'Fuck Your Scene' bursts forth, says it how it is and pisses in the face of the PC brigade and backslapping bum-wipes who have, in many ways, lessened the strength of the scene and made just one too many socialised niches.  This song goes straight for the central nervous system, shakes it up like a dog with a blooded bone and tears the flesh of resistance.  Of course the artillery used is sharp-edged, it goes without saying the band are foaming at the mouth and, you will be pleased to know, that there are bollocks exposed here and a spiked stoutness that some may be upset by - bonus.  The band goes through the drill and closes down with an instrumental flourish - weighty man, weighty!

'Something To Believe In' and 'Vigilante' both screw up their cacophonic countenances and hammer home a double ender that is riddled with blood stained sweat and relentless heavy duty riffery.  The drive is harsh, fully focused and as per, without a single let up.  The second song has the greatest danger levels with all pistons belting out at full force and expanding an already swollen gut of grabbing noise.  Both songs are best taken as a double-dropped disaster dabble - you may come out worse for wear or fuckin' delightfully bomb-blasted - I have warned you.

A quick triple, 'Fuck Authority', 'Us & Them' and 'Dissatisfied' are as brutal as you could want and offer up more relentless raving from a band on fire.  The first of the fiery three stops and starts before getting the noggin down and stampeding with a forthright drive not to be denied.  We all have a streak of defiance, sometimes it needs provoking and this jack-hammer bastard is the way to do it.  The second of this defiant batch puts forth the question of barriers and how many are on one side and never allowed to have a place in certain circles.  This divisive scenario is omnipresent and smacks of people’s insecurities and need to plot and plan for their own ends.  This isn't my favourite song, it disappears into the pack a little too easily although it does have its own subtle character.  It is one of those tracks that starts, continues and finishes on one level playing field - I wanted more.  The last fling is a burst of tearing frustration, an example of what brings the band to the noise making table and why they keep banging their fists with such gusto.  This is the classiest crippler of the 3 brain-blasting pieces and exposes a slick fluidity broken only by machine-gun frenzies that mow down the unwary with relative ease.  The aggression is tempered by some emotive guitar subtleties and the hunger and passion are enhanced by the odd grunt and usual relentless mania.  Taken from the pack and played with venom this is a good piece to recharge the batteries.  A behemoth waiting to rise from the substrate of your indifference.

'Malicious Damage' and 'Fuck You' are the next 2 hammering bastards to kick your guts out.  The first seems to glide in on tempered tones and I find myself in a state of 'wonder'.  Will the band cool things down or am I being given a false sense of security cum hope.  Eventually all is revealed as the band carve into your flesh with another unapologetic blade.  This is one for those on the cusp of an explosion, it may very well push them over the edge.  The second song is the best of the lot and sees the band combine their vicious violence with a superb glass-light skank that oozes energy, texture and alternative essences very much needed.  When the gob begins to holler we are refreshed and ready to rock anew - this song has the ability to raise the spirits, induce a dance but all the while keep the rage burning with an incandescent glow.  I like that and a fuckin' like this song...a lot!

Last 3 ya bastards and 'Wasted Nights' starts in head down style, billows away and spouts off about the times when only noise and beer mattered and the head was relieved of all the everyday stresses and strains.  We should all know what this song is about and recognise those many splendid affairs when the head was rattled and we were in the zone.  As cheap as chips - booze, glue, fags and racket - yeah.  This one strikes a chord, there is a pride in the product - and so there should be!  'Us And Them (Instrumental)' is at it says on the tin and rushes along with good fluidity and texture taking us into the last with easy application - this would have made a good closure but the lads throw one more into the fray, namely 'Not So Quiet On The Western', a regular run out that sees no new sonic stones turned over and no new thrills sent my way.  It is a steady chuck out of the usual style, I was happy to be done with the instrumental but obviously a last blow out was needed - it happens, can you take it?

Bleed hurt, Bleed take no prisoners, Bleed do it their way - who am I to complain?  Well despite another beefy and admirable listen I demand that they kick up the dust and take some severe risks with their next offering and add an assortment of flavours into the mix to test themselves and the listener’s interest.  A couple of tracks here give hint at some great promise, I sit back, replay and...wait!

BARREN WOMB - OLD MONEY/NEW LOWS

Hailed as a noise rock duo from Trondheim, Norway the two buggers at the helm use the usual array of musical instruments - sticks on skins, fingers on frets, gobs on your aural membrane and simply ram it home with riffed up desire to make their point.  Sounds simple doesn't it - but the proof is in the musical pudding and this Little Jack Horner is sticking his thumb right in and any stinking plums will be duly outed and put into the compost bin of honesty.  I take my seat, indulge, digest and have the following opinion:-

'Crook Look' advances on bloodied knees, stutters and staggers on thumps of the tub before the fused throat strains out its diatribe and strained lyrical weavings.  Initial restraint is thrown off and a more forceful, punked up aggression is had whilst the machine-like mush rolls onward and the cogs and gears grind away with deliberate determination.  Corruption is called out, how can it make a difference in times when everyone is told to live their life and all are on the me, me, make!  This is a slow coiling serpent of sound that needs slow consideration before being judged.  I listen over and over, the lack of fluidity impedes my vote of confidence but it is a hurtful and ill-tempered piece - not bad at all but not a moment to invigorate one into pinging action!  'Mystery Heat' is a hammering blow-out that sees all pistons pump blood, all spark plugs ignite inner anger, the exhaust billow out searing plumes of head-melting toxicity!  The lead lout orally bleeds, the back boom of sound is reckless but organised - what we get is a pounding to admire.  The band choose the tortuous route, clobber away like they have a destination to be met.  The intoxicating mix is puffed out in harmful plumes that pollute the listening space and give one very little room to manoeuvre or...complain.  It is perhaps an acquired taste that spills from the speakers, one that is corrosive on the receptors and maybe a little too harsh for some but, the fact remains, this is strong music and played with a relish!

'Theory Of Anything' is a clanking hammer on the anvil of your mind and pounds away causing cerebral chunks to fly in many ways and make the assessing process all the more difficult.  The gob hollers with licking flames of magnetism, the backdrop of noise is, in the main, like a dysfunctioning machine on the brink of a full on collapse - from here danger reins.  Brief pseudo-chorus cuts are tossed into the mechanics, it tempers the upsetting bomb blast but I find this one a little too uncontrolled for its own good and not providing enough tonal conflict.  'Slumlord Millionaire' falls through the door of silence like a cripple on a seizure and spouts its poetical puke via a spasmed sonic backlash that heaves, contracts and lets loose throughout an episode of challenging tumult.  A hefty shift of sound this one, a slab of constipated cacophony aching with much griping industry and gnawing intensity that, when the mood isn't right, may just cause the listener untold trouble.  When the emotive balance is just right and volume added this though may be the tuned up tonic the Doctor of Discordance ordered - there is only one thing you needed do!  'Cave Dweller' begins with a great groove and follows with much anguish emitted from the throat.  The accent is salted and peppered in a smokehouse of imposing fumes.  The smelting action obviously taken emits a noticeable thermality and relies on this heat output rather than any outrageous flamboyance and idiot decoration.  Initially I get right into this one, the groove shifts my gears, the slap around where drums and strings let it all hang loose is motivating and note is made of a potential grower with perhaps more layers to examine.  It is mixed well and delivered with authority - rock on baby!

'Drive Thru-Liquor Store' is perhaps the greatest advance of sound thus far, a very sinuously muscular movement of prowling noise that postures and punishes in equal measure with the pace levels and wealth of industry combining to give the boldest impression yet.  The creep unfolds into a focused crawl, the crawl soon becomes a looming march, the march becomes a mad dash of fury.  The song becomes something more and although of the shortest running time there is far more to witness than on lengthier escapades - maybe my punk nature dictates!

'Mad 187 Skills' begins with lasses hollering before a riff and roll grind out hip-thrusts with blatant vulgarity.  The song here is armed to the teeth and comes out throwing some good bombs from a sonic shoulder well-muscled.  As things progress I feel though that matters become diluted and the impact is stretched and eventually lost.  Tis a shame and a lesson in how over-cooking a molten recipe can burn ones backside.  All is not lost those as moments still come to move the bowels, I just would have preferred a minute or so shaving off the construction - I am a fussy bugger!

The closure known as 'Russian Handkerchief' is a slow and direct motion of ascending magnitude, built on a regular foundation not to be undermined anytime soon.  The plod progresses, the band add more resounding strokes and move with slow overwhelming waves through what I deem to be a track that outstays its welcome.  This is still a strong and bold effort with the musicians at the helm in one accord and advancing with graceful power, it is just the running time that niggles me again - what an awkward git hey?

That is it, the Norwegians have been noisily nobbed and I have said my piece.  There is a good focus within the delivery and something that may transcend the crews own inner circle of sound.  It takes all sorts so they say, well if that is the case have a tootle down this avenue of acoustic backlash and see what tha' thinks!

ACID CANNIBALS - WHY NOT EVERY NIGHT

First and 'Are We Metal', spasms in, flourishes and flies with captivating pace into the twat-tastic discharge that immediately exposes players with hearts on fire, arses filled with animation and souls that are acoustically hungry.  The underscore of grubby and abrasive noise is worked through with energetic tympanic application and given life therein.  The chorus is simple, it asks a question that I for one couldn't give a toss about.  All these fuckin' labels and genres are all well and good but sometimes can be a divisive impediment and mar one's overall opinion (if one is so easily swung).  I take several bites from the flesh of this pugnacious and free-punching number and come out with a maw filled with bloodied pleasure.  The winning aspect is the thirst shown but do not underestimate the way the molten lava flows - liquid man, liquid!

'Boy Music' starts in cruddy fashion with a corrosive mix of machinery hinting at some kind of industrial hardcore.  The vocal application banishes these thoughts with a blend of the gliding and the grinding.  There are chops and changes, angular attacks and moments that condemned the nervous system to level 'troubled'.  The band throw together their mix without thought of genre-restraining shackles and here move through their shit-filled gears with a resolute drive that sees them perhaps trespass outside your circle.  Pollution levels are dangerous, the soiled palette is indulged in and an offensive glory is achieved - is that good enough for ya?

'Light The Rightning' is a heaving bastard of nastiness, tumble-twatting with injurious excitement that tears up the health and safety manual and dips many open wounds in a festering fuck bowl of bacteria laden sewage.  The band seem to be in an embryonic stage where raw frustrations are still being manifested and an internal raping of the existence is taking place.  From confusion and chaos something akin to a product is shat forth, I poke with an assessing stick, scratch and sniff with tentative hands and still come out...unsure.

The fuck down, shit down, wipe out comes via 'I Put My Fist In The Air And Disappear' - a grime grind that has great revolutions in the rhythmic wheel and throws its shit-heavy punches with fiery venom.  The musical assault is a blazing rag dangled over the expelling shit-hole of an aching beast of frustration.  The stench expelled is ignited, the result is a toxic mix that has elements not to everyone's taste, in fact it will be a minority who indulge in a smoking of the fart.  Myself, well I like to mix and match, this is fine by me although not crucial crud I will be over-indulging in, I think that is fair!

A dirty dick of a CD, brandished and thrusted with spite and of its own brand.  A mix of several styles with a DIY blend, I think the band have better things to come, I treat this as an aperitif before a better blow out, keep in tune folks!

ROTTING SKY - SEDATION

The anus of corruption has been spread apart by taloned mitts of evil intent, the rectal gape created bleeds blood of black and causes chaotic pain to cripple.  We are beneath the shower of shit, gore and bowel-based toxicity - hold on dear friend, the Devil will have his nefarious way.  This is droning crust from Portland in the USA and is borne from the darkest and cruellest minds imaginable.  Shoggoth, Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth and the like are surely the influential forces behind such debilitating and stomach heaving noise.  I switch on, play loud, encounter visions absurd, visions abnormal and fall into a heap...beaten.

The first tentacle of twisted tonality to reach out and penetrate parts best left unspoken goes under the name of 'Smile', a fritzing fuzz-fuck of gut-juddering suspicion that duly unfolds into a suffocating black pall of acrid and offensive sonic smoke.  I gag at the first taste, empty the contents of my carcass from every viable orifice at the second play and yet somehow find the will to delve deeper.  We have a headfuck from Hades that toys with our sense of decency and offers up a demonic white fuzz of torture amid which voices strive to be heard, fight for air amid the cloying clamour.  This is heavy duty acoustica with all shackles of conformity snapped and discarded - we run with wild animals, we are caught up in a dust-storm that their galloping hooves kick up - I cough, splutter, seek out a respite - I think I am in danger of being trampled to death!  The follow-up is a stampeding compression of advancing disease known as, paradoxically enough, 'White Angels'.  Keys compete with the snowstorm before a bewitched abhorrence takes the reins and sits up on high, commanding we mortal listeners to bow down, eat shit and suffer.  The cataclysmic chaos poured down is deliberate and stretched over an 11 minute 20 second period that, if played loud, curses one with blood-letting visions and cranial carousels to be nauseated by.  The band are evil magicians creating aural puppets to go forth, groom and cripple - I peer deeply into their sable, nefarious eyes and witness nothing only spite, malevolence and a determination to...debilitate.  I fall down, curl up and get bombarded - the intensity of the beating is beyond the spectrum.  

Two down, two to go! 

'Tyrants Of Sedation' leaves me standing and wondering who the fuck actually gets off on this stuff.  It is a 12 minute 29 second violation of sonic decency and pushes the limits of even my elasticated patience.  The steamrolling behemoth crushes all, it takes no prisoners and leaves no-one behind in its perverse wake.  There is a deep carnal corruption here, a sincere arse fucking by an icy-cold shaft of scaled and spiteful prominence - the resulting spunk of sound is rank, blooded and destined to give rise to hordes of evil.  I shit myself and run for the rucks, here I quake and hold up a flag of defiance - not for me, not for me....not for me!

'Ivory' is a mere 7 minute+ excursion into racking realms with the opening thuds on your door of attention laden with ominous horror.  The fiend outside wants to enter and destroy, you are an easy victim - will you face the executioner or will you cower in a darkened corner and tremble in your piss-reeking terror?  The entrance is eventually made, the ambiguous demon that has come to thrill and spill towers and teases, this is a playground which avoids musical simplicity but which is used instead as a theatrical stage to create abysmal atmosphere.  I am in the stalls, watching and spewing blood - are you with me or down at the forefront, converted and subverted?

I sign off, my job here is done, you must get the gist, smell the firm sense the emotion - if not, I pray for your soul!

BLACK EDDY - POPULATION 4

Black Eddy have played a couple of Fungal gigs to date, first time round they were good, second time round they were fuckin' fantastic and brought about a brace of nipple-based explosions I am still dealing with.  Man, they opened up the last gig and set a hefty standard that forced all bands to raise the bar - this is a good thing?    The crew claim to be an alternative rock band from Blackpool and keep away from that spiked tag that cripples so many artists chances - this is also a good thing?  I have been impressed thus far, this CD is highly anticipated - ooh me gonads!

The 7 track fiasco commences with the raw-gut spill known as 'Dance Fuckers'.  This one whacks right into the neural noisy zone with zipping relish and thrusts itself with wild liberation claiming that a metalised possession has taken place and the carcass is no longer one’s own.  The dance-inducing demons are dictating, this is a dazzling blow-out with a tightness counter-attacked by a looseness thus making an aural oxymoron for you to contemplate.  The bass is a bad ass bastard, the guitar loaded with tension, the skins amphetamine induced and the sub-Biaffra squeals add the final facet to an eruption with many wrappers to remove.  The inner sweet is worth the stripping process – suck, swallow or spit - I know what I am doing!  'We Are Unique' is a celebration of your warts, failings and non-conformist angles you sometimes struggle with and which the mass mush eternally  puts you down for.  Fuck em', rise up, be proud of being outside their fuckin' circles.  This one moves with treacled perseverance that is prone to thoughtful posturing before throwing off any blankets of doubt and creating a sing-a-long scuzz-bucket of celebration.  Inner trances come, it shows the band are not resting on limp laurels but are keen to stand proud and push home that inner gutsy belief.  All the while the band combine the cacophony with a subtle cruddiness and a free-flowing ambiguity that should please many heads from many different scenes - I fuckin' hope so!

'No' tympanically rolls, uses minimal wires and states the case for a chance waiting to be had.  The six-strung weapon skids, the bass bubbles over and the vocals jump into the fray.  The loose-scream slung gobbage is wonderfully natural, one can almost feel that we are being led into an eruption of attractive majesty and do you know what - I ain't fuckin' wrong!  This is a splendid effort, a kaleidoscopic construction that throws many colours into a motion of melody gushing with a spunking sincerity and all round verdant vibrations that really magnetises this assessing gits attention.  This is a peach and that word 'no' is punk incarnate.  Man, I am playing this over and over, you know the answer if you want me to stop!  'It Hurts' comes next, throws us a curveball and offers up something post-punk, pseudo-grunged and considerably outreaching.  The bass operates with a semi-synthed sound, the guitar escalates and copulates, the drums drag themselves along in wonderful desperation and the trembler of the larynx just goes with the flow in what seems a 'fuck it and see' kind of way but is nothing of the sort.  For me, Black Eddy have nailed their 4th song in a row, I am overjoyed, and the fact that it doesn't fit into those usual boxes adds to the ecstasy!

'The Vengeance Rainbow (Interlude)' is a raving scrawl across the lavatorial walls of your mind, a place where insanity dictates and a pastor of perversity pukes up a seething mass of worded weaving that leaves one clutching at straws as to the actual aims of the piece.  I skip on here, appreciate the crazed effort, I miss the point!  'What Have We Done' is a chopped up mush of vegetative verdancy pulsating with life abundant and looking to shoot entwining acoustic tendrils around your vulnerable extremities and squeeze out a response that is hopefully...favourable.  I spin and spin again, I shake my head free of the sonic spears and yes, you guessed it, indulge in several more rotations.  This is a 'happening' number and jerks out its juices with a spasmodic vitality and we are left 'juddered', the final stagger out reinforcing the gist!  We finish with 'Nibiru', a bass and stick stutter start before a deeper and more determined drilling takes places.  A shining shoddiness devours the hesitancy, the effort is thrashed forth with glowing coals of desire thrown many ways and a gruelling scurf of sound always keeping things…nasty.  There comes an eventual cooling down period, we are taken aside and given brief respite via radio whispers.  The demands not to worry grow, become forceful and are pushed down our open throats with spite.  The song is in no rush to fuck off, it takes several more turns, it is one to consider further but has immediate elements that shift some shit - sexy! 

Yes, Black Eddy have backed up their 'live' performances with a quite active and impressive blast out of noise that comes from several angles and is forever blessed with the gift of unpredictability.  Yes, Black Eddy are coming for you and are coming back to play a Fungalised gig - I may have to get my loose trousers on, I am getting carried away!

SOD OFF SIGMUND - EP FOR AUNTY P

Sod Off Sigmund came and went in a mere twitch of a Vicar's anus.  They were always meant to be an ad hoc band, thrown together with a name grabbed out of swished air and tossed onto a stage with experimental abandon.  I was lucky enough to witness their wares, in fact if this jaded memory serves right, I may have given them their first gig when they came up with a band name on the spot.  If anyone knows the characters involved then they will realise it is par for the course for these fine folk who do what they do with fine intent.  More punk than what many would deem this is my take on a quite special effort that is dedicated to another DIY doofer and landlady at the gaff where I put on my gigs these days.  Tis all in the title!

'Mother Never Made It To London' shows the beliefs and sincerity behind the make-up of this outfit with Christian values, warmth and hope all delicately pushed to the fore on persuasive gossamer threads that are caressed over the airwaves via nothing more than minimalism, passion and a soft and comforting swell of casual oceanic emotion.  The blend of the he and she oral donations are upheld on a stable but spartan string scenario that has a distinct seriousness and matter of fact accent that strengthens a composition of heartfelt beauty.  The message I get here is that no matter how many chances in life pass by all is irrelevant compared to the final triumph that can be had if principles are stuck too and love and determination are your key tools.   Don't listen to those that tell you what success and achievement are, the major victories come via the most simplest and crucial aspects of our existence.  This is a stunning song and knowing a little of the background matter, it makes it a shining acoustic opal in a treasure trove of surprises.  'When I Needed A Neighbour' emits a signal of intolerance to the prejudiced and a yearning for a brother or sister with a shoulder to cry on, an arm to rely on.  The cool skanked pulsations and shimmering application is embracing, yet again the process of execution is uncomplicated and without hidden subtext.  The advice is obvious - get up and love one another, help, assist, deny and persist - in this world of people pulling strings and manipulating things for their own end and using creed, colour, beliefs, status etc. as a tool of tomfoolery that ends only in tears, we need some strength.   A quite lovely drift this, one to chill to but all the while one to promote thought!

'One Million Houses' is what it says on the tin, a rant against the madness that sees many suffer and so much go to waste.  Tis a controversial topic but pertinent and one must never lose sight that amongst the shittery and political labyrinthine lunacy another child gets a duff deal and another business gets all dominant and earns the much sought after coin.  With Brexit a hot potato this one will divide opinion and why the Hell shouldn't it?  I am not the most philanthropic person in the world, I believe shit has many shades so am better commenting on the sounds rather than the sentiments and I find this one quite a gratifying kiss on the attentive rear and giving the old conscience food for thought.  This is never a bad thing, in fact wasn't that what punk was all about?  'Streets Of Ashton' is a cathedralised croon of touching appreciation for a DIY gaff and its lady at the helm.  Tis a nice touch and the song may be a mere copy of Ralph McTell's original with a personal twist but it doesn't make it any less effective.  Sometimes showing a little appreciation is the greatest thing one can do, tis a pity we live in a world of 'take' without much consideration.  I put gigs on at The Station, it is a superb DIY destination, this song is a celebratory anthem and an acoustic acknowledgement of what goes on there - long may it continue.

The closure to this charming CD is a song I have witnessed 'live' on several occasions and one which I feel is an understated masterpiece in the realms of Do It Yourself creation.  'Tired Of Dismal Stories' has a sub-disco tickle beneath the quite exquisite and appealing string touches whilst the gob on show is borne of a new orifice and one that is very, very genuine.  The observations of a bloke on the street this song is seen through alert eyes and a mind fucked off with a whirlpool of negativity and is a reverse lift that gives a spring in the step and an optimistic waft of scent in a smog of cloying crap.  What a quite thought-provoking and persuasive song to close, what is, a ruddy good CD?

So, this one has been lost in the pack, re-found and finally sorted.  I hear Gary Eagling is spreading rumours that this review took me 7 years to complete - I refute these allegations and claim it was only 6 - plus since my Mother was outed as a homosexual I have valid reasons to be behind time.  Anyway, before I digress too far, get this, get grooving and get to The Station to support all things wholesome and worthwhile.